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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
