You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I didn't notice because vodka
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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