the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
