How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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