i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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