Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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