I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
