so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
