Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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