Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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