brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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