I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
