i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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