i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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