Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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