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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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