Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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