You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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