Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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