They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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