It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
What a dumb baby whore.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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