I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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