ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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