he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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