it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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