Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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