his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
