I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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