She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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