come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He shit in the fireplace
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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