We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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