just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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