I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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