I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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