I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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