I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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