Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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