We're like a lot better than the average bears
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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