ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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