Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Randomize
