i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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