just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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