office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I AM VODKA MAN
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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