Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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