Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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