So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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