my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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