p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
