I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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