you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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