how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
