Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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