my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Randomize