Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
