There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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