she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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